I love peanut butter. God! Do I love peanut butter. I usually just spoon it right out of the jar and stuff it in my face. Oh…please! Spare me. Don’t get all hifalutin! Like you’ve never dug your fingers into a new jar of peanut butter in the middle of the night, and eaten it like you’ve been wandering the jungle for weeks and the last bit of food you’ve eaten was one of those giant beetle carcasses. Oh…wait. You haven’t? Never mind, then.
Here’s another lil tidbit you may or may not have known about your friendly neighborhood jman. I like “new”. Yea. That’s right. Anything “new”. And/or “improved”. “New”, as in, a company putting the words “new” on it’s packaging. Oh. I am sooooooo there! Or if it’s a new variation of an existing product? There again. Or even if it’s just a plain ol’ new product? Guilty as charged. I’m there. Marketing works on me!
So, when I saw this peanut butter, made by The Peanut Butter & Co, at the grocery store a few weeks ago…I was intrigued. I was even more intrigued when I saw the words “white chocolate” on the label. Cause along with peanut butter, “new” and air conditioning, I love me some white chocolate. So, naturally I placed the jar in my shopping cart. How could I not? Because it was 5 bucks? Fucketh thateth! I wanted to try this shit. It was like the perfect storm of peanut buttery goodness.
And let me tell you, this stuff is worth every damn penny. I shit you not! Forget the spoon. This is the stuff you definitely eat out of the jar with your fingers. They make a few other flavors, but they aren’t nearly as good as this stuff.
Do me a solid, though…don’t try it. Cause, I guaran-damn-tee you won’t like it. And you’ll be tweeting me how you spent 5 bucks on this peanut butter and it tasted like 3 day old bathwater. It’ll probably be the one time you tell all your friends, too! Especially after all the other times I told you to tell your friends about something great, and you didn’t. Gee, thanks. Just what I need. Bad press.
However, if you really want to try it, and not spend 5 bucks. You can win a jar of this shit from me!
All’s you gotta do is “like” my Facebook page. Look, I’ve got an ego here. I admit it. My Facebook page could really use some of your special love. So, for a chance to win some delicious, free, peanut butter, you can’t go over and like my flippin’ FB page?!?!? What’s wrong with you?
Here’s what you got to do:
Disclaimer #1: This giveaway is in no way shape or form a paid endorsement/advertisement (unfortunately). The Peanut Butter & Co have absolutely nothing to do with this contest. I went to the store and bought this shit myself, with my own god fearing money. Also, I do not have the expressed written consent of the NFL, so you may want to take that into consideration. This is just your friendly neighborhood jman doing what I do best…being completely, utterly, and stupidly (and any other adverb you’d like to interject) random.
Disclaimer #2: This IS peanut butter. It MAY contain peanuts. If you’re allergic or know someone who’s allergic, for the love of all that’s holy, sit this one out?!?! If it works, I’ll do more giveaways, ok?!?!?
Now…for everyone else, enter the contest!!!!