I walked into the bathroom, over the weekend, and saw an instrument like this sitting on the toilet seat lid:
Quite frankly, I was disturbed. My first thought: What kind of kinky ass shit have my kids gotten themselves into? My second thought: I’m scared. My 217th thought: I ain’t touching that thing. I’ll just go pee in the back yard like Jethro, Jakob and Snowflake do all the time.
image courtesy of: mag3737